Ellie, 5 am, playing with her very favorite stuffed animal, Piggie: "Piggie, you can go in the oven!" "Ellie, that would turn Piggie into bacon." "Here Piggie! You can be bacon!" And she shoved Piggie in the toy oven.
Ellie, singing a song from Vacation Bible School: "You're a 1-2, powerful God. You're a 2-3, powerful God." Actual lyrics: "He's the ONE TRUE powerful God."
After getting in trouble at school for running through the hallway with a friend. Me: "What did you do at school?" Ellie: "I didn't run! Only ____ runned." Way to be honest, Ellie.