Dear Miss Kelly,
As you know, we spend a lot of time together because you watch me every day while Daddy "makes the bacon" and Mama "teaches the big kids." And I like you.
You have a Patchy and my friend Charlotte.
So I thought other people should know that you are awesome and they should know other stuff, too.
You are getting me another new friend, who is a baby. And since that baby is currently living far away, I guess that's going to cost a lot of money. And that baby and I have matching chromosomes.
When that baby gets here, I know Charlotte will teach her lots of stuff, but I will help. Here are the things I will teach baby:
I will teach that baby how to cause all kinds of trouble. And how to be bestest friends with Patchy the Cat who says "woof."
I will NOT tell baby your "tails are not for pulling" idea, because that idea is very bad. Tails are for pulling.
Anyway, since lots of grownups are probably reading this, I wanted them to see three things.
#1 - Your adoption story, part 2.
#2 - Stuff you can buy on the internet that gives money to help my new baby friend get home.
#3 - A place people can help get baby home.